Month: April, 2010

A Love Poem for Web Geeks

Mother’s Day is May 9th. Did you buy your momma a greeting card yet? If not, why don’t you write her a heartfelt poem instead. Of course, you don’t want to default to the awful “roses are red, violets are blue” cliché, but what if you jazzed it up a bit… perhaps “roses are #FF0000, violets are #333399″?

Looking for a gift idea, too? Why not get mom the matching t-shirt so she can show the world her love of hexadecimal colors. When people ask her where she got it, she’ll joyfully respond, “From my child. The biggest dork in the whole world.”

Banned Lane Bryant Commercial: Double Standard?

After the now infamous “Nipplegate” incident, where Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction” during Super Bowl XXXVIII resulted in a record $550,000 fine for CBS, broadcasters have been under increased scrutiny from the FCC (Federal Communications Commission).

This has resulted in an ongoing moral debate as to what exactly qualifies as indecent content. Thanks to Janet and Justin, we know for sure that nipples are out. But extreme cleavage and prancing around in lingerie seems to be OK. After all, have you seen some of the barely-there costumes on ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars”?

That’s why I was baffled when Lane Bryant’s recent lingerie commercial (above) was banned from the airwaves during certain time slots. Including during “Dancing with the Stars.”

Obviously with plus-size models, you get plus-size cleavage, but I don’t see how the girls in LB’s commercial are dressed any more provocatively than those in a Victoria’s Secret ad, which I swear I’ve seen during prime time television.

I hate to pull out the discrimination card, but this seems like a pretty blatant double standard.

Props to Lane Bryant for publicizing this issue and standing up for the curvy girls of the world.

The evil bunny who lives in my mouse

Is it just me, or does the red light given off by Apple’s mouse look like some sort of evil, deranged bunny?

At least it’s not just my overactive imagination. Ironically enough, other people think the pattern formed by the red LED on the bottom of the mouse looks like, well, a real mouse.

Thanks to Steve Jobs, I wonder how many artists have nightmares of glowing woodland creatures chasing them around their design studio.

Studio Sweet Studio

Designers tend to get a bunch of freebies in the mail. Photographers’ portfolios, invitations to ad contests with ridiculously high entry fees… most of it’s glorified junk mail. But not this beauty. Not only was this poster spared from the trash can, but it’s been hanging up on the wall right over my monitor since the day I got it. I like to think it brings a little bit of vintage, country charm to my office.

OK, in fairness, this is not the exact version of my poster. It’s the digital wallpaper replica (available at veer.com), but it’s the only image I could find online. Mine is even cooler because it features one of the best design quotes of all time:

“A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.”

— Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Web site or website?

April 16, 2010 will be a day for the history books. At least if you’re a grammar geek.

That’s the day that the word “Web site” officially changed to “website.” That’s right folks: according to the newest version of the AP Stylebook, aka “The Journalist’s Bible,” it’s now officially one word, all lowercase. (Not that you haven’t already been writing it that way for years…)

Yes, even Britney needs retouching

Here’s an interesting ethical question for anyone who dabbles in Photoshop: to what extent is it OK to retouch a photo? We’ve all done it. Some skin smoothing here, some teeth whitening there… hell, I bought out the rights to every single image taken by my wedding photographer just so I could have complete creative control over the retouching. But when does it cross the line?

For many, the answer comes down to a single question: is the image for advertising or editorial purposes? Obviously, we can’t have National Geographic moving pyramids around to fit better in a vertical format magazine cover. (Yes, that really did happen.) But when a photo is being used for commercial purposes, should anything and everything in the retouching department really be free game?

I’ve gotta be completely honest. I’m torn.

The feminist part of my brain thinks the “Barbie-fying” of women in the media today (ala Britney Spears, above) is a slippery slope that leads to unrealistic expectations and distorted body images. (For God’s sake, if Britney needs to be retouched, do any of us stand a chance?)

The artistic part of my brain, however, says “go for it.” Sure, some people may say that “au naturel” is best, but it’s hard to argue that dewey skin and radiant hair don’t make a woman look more attractive. Regardless of how unnatural it is. I guess in my mind, using Photoshop’s powerful arsenal of tools in post-production is not that different than a woman spending hours each morning applying makeup and hair products.

What do YOU think?

Why are tampon ads so obnoxious?

Sometimes in advertising, it’s a good idea to take a step back and see if you’ve fallen into a creative rut. If you have, the best remedy is undoubtedly to make fun of yourself. Works every time…

HTML head tag earrings

I  make most of my own jewelry from scratch, so I tend to be pretty darn picky when it comes to earrings. But I just can’t get over how absolutely hysterical this cute little pair is – perfect for anyone who knows the importance of closing their head tags!

Love ‘em as much as I do? Buy a pair on Etsy.

Next up, according to my über-witty co-worker: cufflinks labeled <body> </body> and socks tagged <footer> </footer>.