Mother’s Day is May 9th. Did you buy your momma a greeting card yet? If not, why don’t you write her a heartfelt poem instead. Of course, you don’t want to default to the awful “roses are red, violets are blue” cliché, but what if you jazzed it up a bit… perhaps “roses are #FF0000, violets are #333399″?

Looking for a gift idea, too? Why not get mom the matching t-shirt so she can show the world her love of hexadecimal colors. When people ask her where she got it, she’ll joyfully respond, “From my child. The biggest dork in the whole world.”